Laws of the Universe

Benchley's Law 
     Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that
     moment.
Boyle's Other Law 
     The first pull on the cord ALWAYS sends the drapes in the wrong direction.

Cafeteria Law The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you. Captain Penny's Law You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool MOM. Carpenters Law

     If you have only one nail, it will bend.

 

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